jealousophy

Justifying jealousy; person talking too much about their jealousy; the attempt to convince others they arent jealous.

"What are you a jealousophy major. All you do is talk about your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend.

by Wahoo September 24, 2018

Jealous

Afraid of getting something taken away or salty about another’s success

Anthony was jealous that his friend is talking to a girl and thinks that his friend talks to her very little but every fucking time I’m with Lauren Anthony flips shit

by Nibba21 November 17, 2018

Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018

Jealous

The jealous bitch called Libby who doesn’t like there mate haveing other mates. She is a bitch and want her own way. She gets jealous very easily.

I can have other friends libby. There’s no need to be a jealous bitch.

by Meeeeexoxo March 27, 2019

Jealous

Something that you'll feel when I tell you that I have a boyfriend and you don't!

"I'm so jealous of Katie"Girl 1
"I know right, she's sooo rich"Girl 2

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

Jealous

When its no longer all about them and its also about you. People get jealous that they don’t get the same attention.

I am so jealous, I wish he was still a virgin.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Jealous

Jealous is when u miss one person every day. U have to see the one with other friends and u don't know what u did wrong. Especially when the one has friend(s) who are pretty, sassy, perfect body, and u just wanna scream "back the *piiiiiiiip* off" 😶😙 so u act like a f*ucking b*tch 😔 to cover how jealous u really are. Sometimes u pretend to be the best who doesn't care because u r better than the world, to avoid being stoopid. All females can relate to that feeling....I hope....a little.

L: "I will smack ya in the face"
Not L: "Being a friend"

L: "So sorry" 😢 *walks away, jealous* (for a day or two....)

by IRestMyCase March 18, 2020