jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

jason

a faggot

jemma:jason is so hot
bob:u know jason means faggot right?

by jimmyjeffbob September 8, 2019

Jason

A Jewish influenced name of a boy from the afterlife.

Jason is a Jew.

by Jasonisajew123 November 25, 2020

Jason

One thicc cheesy boi

Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's

by Jasons boi October 31, 2018

Jason

Jason is a poor guy with a super small dick. Jason's are usually gay.

Oh that's Jason he has a small dick.

Oh look Jason is gay that normal

by OPscer April 10, 2019

Jason

A heart warming person, almost all the time he knowledges other people feelings just by looking at their facial expressions. He likes to be in a quite place, he seems that being lonely is something that’s quite positive, he could be very weird at times but inside him he almost has a deeper reason inside everything he says, he always imagine and think of things or obstacles that he want to overcome, he is a kind hearted, delightful, boy.

Person 1: hey Jason’s acting all weird
Person 2: his name is Jason what do you expect
Person 1: I expect him to be better than you
Person 2: Obivously he is better than me

by Skeletonbomber March 23, 2019