Serious

When someone IS NOT JOKING

Clorox : hey have you seen Ian’s shoes it’s reslly bad I think he’s to poor to buy new ones
Lysol: hahaha yea
Clorox: no I’m serious I feel bad..
Lysol: oh
Ian: ;(

by H8tersaremymotivators October 18, 2018

Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Serious Whoop

A men's hairstlye marked by severe blow-drying & brushing, upwards and backwards, to achieve a pompadour-styled doo. An instant-freeze aerosol hair product is usually applied immediately upon final flip-back of the head to insure maximum height.

Man! You are sporting a serious whoop!!

by Cheetagree December 31, 2008

Are you serious?

Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission

Me: shoots Bebe

Game: are you serious? *Kicks you out if the mission*

by Sebby294 May 31, 2021

tammie's serious face

the face tammie melton does on her pics for Instagram

tammie's serious face is her signature look nowadays

by hey917492 July 3, 2019

She so serious/ she so berious

she fine/cute

damn she so serious/ she so berious bro

by #imher April 3, 2021

serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011