by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024
Get the Israelingmug. Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.
I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.
by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024
Get the Israelmug. When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.
Am ISRAELED Chai.
by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"
Palestine is Israeled.
by 3exmachina December 26, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Horrific victimization.
You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.
by Reality Joe December 29, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
Get the Israel candlestickmug.