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A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.

Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion, their culture and israel, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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Israeled

To achieve amazing results given the very difficult surrounding environment.
Bill israeled the ski race course in spite of how windy it was.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israel

The donkeys of the middle east and the least democratic country in the middle east. Seriously Saudi Arabia A FUCKING MONARCHY is more democratic then Israel.

The Apartheid state of modern times and has been terrorizing since May 14th 1948

The only Jewish state was built on the blood of innocent civilians
Retard: Hey, do you want to go to my ancestral homeland of Israel
Someone with a Brain: You mean Palestine, nah its occupied by an Evil Regime

FUCK ISRAEL
by VivaPalestina May 23, 2024
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Israel

1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East
A Big Retarded Cuck -

Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -

Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!
by Marker000 August 4, 2024
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Israel

Israel stole my purse!
by AldoChillGamimg May 24, 2024
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Israeled

To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.
They really Israeled that heap of junk into something amazing.
by Truth explainer May 30, 2024
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Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.
Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."
by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023
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