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Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013
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ISM

An abbreviation of "I Shot Myself", the art of erotic self-portrait photography of high standard and quality, as opposed to selfies which are artless quick pics shot without thought or composition.
DId you see the ISM folio that Steph created last weekend?
by TassieHunter July 19, 2015
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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.
Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.
by Johnald P November 13, 2018
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angelo-ism

The mixing up of urban sayings therefore making them hilariously incorrect.
She had a honeycomb hairstyle in the 60's (meaning she had a beehive) - omg that's such an angelo-ism.

Did you hear this Angelo-ism today?! There are too many broths!! (instead of "There are too many cooks in the kitchen" )
by wtbhay November 1, 2018
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Shaffi-ism

Over stating the obvious, and unnecessarily explaining something to people who already know the defentiton. But also explaining it in a way which shows the person explaining it, actually doesn’t have a full grasp of the concept themselves, and in fact, knows less than those he/she is lecturing.

“Omg, that’s such a Shaffi-ism”
by BarryBummer February 23, 2019
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Ism-ism

The belief that there are other beliefs
I'm an Ismist because I believe that there are other beliefs so I believe in Ism-ism
by P3NIS_MUNCH3R February 27, 2019
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