invert

a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).

Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.

by Fun_times_nope June 15, 2018

inverted swede

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.

Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.

by vageniusII September 25, 2009

Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.

I have a bad case of the inverted pube.

by steph jenna August 17, 2009

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

inverted brother

When you and a bro sleep with the same girl, you become inverted brothers. Instead of coming out the same vagina, you've both come in the same one.

Me and Bob are inverted brothers!

by cobson May 14, 2015