Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008

double inverted hi-c rudebayga

when you jack a hawaiian off and when he cums catch it and slap him in the face with it.

gary just gave me double inverted hi-c rudebayga last night it was fucking crazy.

by garyplorence May 25, 2009

The inverted iron man

While wearing an iron man costume do a handstand and precede to get rim jobbed by partner

I just did the inverted iron man with yo momma.

by Swag_Master_9000 April 18, 2022

the inverted slippery fish

When two partners are role playing as fish usually in full dress up attire, they perform the move back to back where the male wears a strap-on backwards and has sex with the female in a twerking motion.

I did the inverted slippery fish to Samantha last night at her dad's house

by Fetishsexadvisor August 28, 2018

Sleep inverted

A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night

Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night

by MavricFTML September 28, 2019

Invertebro

Spineless men afraid to stand up to POTUS even when he defends Nazis.

Shamelessly stolen from the Twitter feed of @ohnoshetwitnt

Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are invertebros.

by Shee-Ra August 16, 2017

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021