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Fantastic Burrito

A fat chick squeezed into a tight dress
Fantsasia is a fantastic burrito
by Detroit6 August 28, 2010
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burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.
Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
by iDiaz September 19, 2009
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mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo
jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022
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floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.
man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.
by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
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george burrito

a burrito that has literally everything. I mean every.fucking.thing. from Freebirds.
Dude, I hear Paul order the George burrito, he was sweating for 4 hours after he ate it.
by George Oscar Bluth II, Jr. January 7, 2014
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flappy burrito

An uncircumsided dick.
Damn, that guy surprised me with his nasty ass flappy burrito last night.
by Dookie Jones December 8, 2013
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Burrito brothers

When a girl is giving you and a friend a hand job and she presses your dicks together to form what looks like a nice, long burrito.
Man, I got reefed by those burrito brothers last night.
by Lithiumion03 October 30, 2016
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