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Ian

ABSOLUTE TRASH. BITCHTITS. IS GAY AND LOVES COCK. Hopes to be a famous indian pornstar around the globe!
Thats a kinky ian right there
I WANT IAN IN ME
by Best fuckboy around;) December 21, 2018
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Ian

ian is a dumb cunt who thinks he is cool but isn't at all. :)
Gosh ian is sooo dumb.
by yoyoyoyoyhjhjhjh November 19, 2018
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Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.
After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.
by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014
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Ian

A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
by MathewHourigan February 3, 2010
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Ian

Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him
Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass

"I'm not a good boy anymore
by Genuis1990 December 30, 2014
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Ian

Ian is a very lonley and depressed man. The more memes he posted, the more he realized that life has no meaning, he hates republicans, and will trow away your gun, hes also an atheist, and says thaat god can suck his milimeter peter
Person one: Look at that lonley ian over there.
Retard faggot: yea, he tried to steal my cross and burn it, and steal my guns.
by Niggas_in_paris May 27, 2018
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Ian

by YUP 1000% REAL February 1, 2018
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