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Israeled

When someone starts a major fight with you and then gets others to blame you for fighting back.
I was just walking down the street and out of no where he punched me in the face; I hit him back a few times, and then police appeared and he got them to charge me with assault. I was Israeled.
by bill3733 December 26, 2023
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Israeled

Taking something that belongs to someone else.

This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.
After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.
by SlangCity April 7, 2024
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Israel

A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.

The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.

A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.

A land where all people live with equal rights
Jew, go back to where you came from!

Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israel

The only existing Jewish State that is the carrier of the world. Without it, everyone will fall.
The IDF is one of the defenses of Israel
by Lupo-ProIsraeli March 20, 2024
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Israel

Israel is the only colonialism recorded in world history in which the coloniser not only takes the land but also steals the history of the original people. This is particularity due to the fact that this coloniser does not come from a people as in classical colonialism but from a European political movement (zionism) that seeks to transform itself into a people.

In classic colonialism the coloniser occupies the land and destroys and abhors the histories of the original peoples. The Palestinian people (jewish Palestinians included) were not only robbed of their land but also their history.

Just as christians and moslems are not a people; jews are not a people.

In this way, zionism usurps the history of the original people to justify this classic and anachronistic colonialism today in our 21st century.
Colonialism in israel is a slow but sure card to wipe out the Palestinian Semitic people and zionism seeks to snatch away and expel from history, the heritage and contribution of the Palestinian people, these are methods of extermination.

Prior to the zionist invasion, many indigenous Palestinians were jewish, christian and atheist. The racist ideology of zionism places European (particularly ashkenazi) jews (most who have no Semitic heritage) above Asian Semitic (middle eastern) jews who live in Palestine. Even today African and Asian jews that now live in Israel are treated as second class citizens.
by genderfluid yid June 3, 2025
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Israeled

Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
by MathProf December 27, 2023
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Israel Derangement Syndrome

It’s is a term often refers to a perceived irrational or obsessive hatred or criticism of the State of Israel, especially when that criticism is seen as disproportionate, unbalanced, or disconnected from reality. Most Islamists, leftists and retards has it.
Someone might be labeled as having “Israel Derangement Syndrome” if they:
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.
by Gahex August 6, 2025
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