upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005

pork injection

Penis, shwang.

Jenny was a vegatarian, so a pork injection tended to break tradition

by Quasimondo August 25, 2003

yeast infection

a cheese like substance that is in a form of a rash.

Todd has a yeast infection.

by anonmyous October 15, 2003

heat injections

Another term for sex

"Man, I'm so horny I could really use some heat injections"

by fleshwound September 25, 2007

deliciously infectious

When sumone tastes sooo good that u get infected by them...

"Omigosh... Sam is so deliciously infectious... I tasted her once and I feel like I need her more and more..."

"Wow... bummer..."

by Bridster April 12, 2005

walking infection

A person whose appearance gives the impression that he or she has a virus or contagious disease that can be spread through any sort of physical or sexual contact.

That skank with the tramp stamp is a walking infection, so I just stay away from her.

by boratfan April 20, 2009

Injection Ejection

To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.

I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,

by forcefedmark March 27, 2011