Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Icelandic clap

The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.

Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....

by James St August 3, 2022

Icelandic slammer

Gay slang for a giant ice cold wet and soggy dick.

“Bro last night I got an Icelandic slammer from someone at the nightclub!”

by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023

Icelandic

Adjective; bad, unlikeable, tragic, sucks

Person 1: I just found out I have dyslexia

Person 2: Oh jeez, I'm sorry. that's totally Icelandic

by Benjamin A. Conjunctivitis III June 11, 2024

Icelandic Papercut

When a person ejaculates on a tray and spreads it out so it's nice and thin, then you put it in the freezer until it's completely frozen. After that, you scrape it off, and the frozen sperm should resemble a sheet of paper. Finally, you cut yourself with it.

"I just gave myself an Icelandic Papercut this other day"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

Icelandic Trailer

you put your dick in a nice ice cold bath, to almost the point of frostbite, and then you put it into a trailer garage (which is a vagina) or or or that or anal, either one, which then allows for arousal through temperature play, make sure that dick is ice cold, straight Icelandic cold.

he gave her the good old Icelandic trailer

by insertcreativeuername February 22, 2025

Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025