james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009
In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
by Rhimjob June 22, 2011
by MichaeltranUSA May 31, 2020
A quick response when asked if you like something and really don't but you don't have the balls to tell the truth.
by KaptainSkinBoat December 04, 2010
A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Ex. 1
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
by Nanou2 July 30, 2011
When someone is so bored that their brain pretty much melts and they don't know what to search so they just the computer what to search and they don't even realize that they have searched something.
an example of what I am bored what should i type? means is: The girl was so bored that her brain nearly melted and asked the computer what to search and then she realized she just searched something
by LivingDictionary101 August 22, 2018
i walked into a bar and saw lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanoawoooabhu😃bauegbfeygufuoegvfosavedfadjjahhelpmepleasei-i-i isubtobelugahnfdeiaaaeeewhyeeayyyyyyyyeahbaby123456789😃
by Tom TNT April 22, 2023