Hypocrite

A person who lied about the things they dislike doing but secretly does it as well.

Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.

Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.

by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Hypocrite

People that call out people who do things they do.

Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.

The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)

Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.

by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022

hypocrite

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.

Hypocrite: You play (Game)? 5 year old...
Later
Hypocrite: I'm gonna go play some (Game).

by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who condemns a thing but does that exact thing themselves. E.g. someone who comments on an Instagram post "Attention seeking behaviour" implying that such behaviour is to be frowned upon, but in so commenting they have invited attention. Such folks might then get into massive long flame threads if picked up on this, inviting yet more attention. In the end they may have scored more attention than the OP.

A: "Attention seeking behaviour"
B: "Dude, you're such a hypocrite"
A: "I'm not a hypocrite, you creep"
B: "Are so - you telling me you posted that comment hoping *nobody* would notice? Hypocrite."

by Skiamakhos August 22, 2023

hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.

Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!

by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019