Trump Hotel

A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they've been separated from their families.

Kids that cross the border are ripped from their parents' arms and sent to a Trump Hotel.

by TennCarl June 18, 2018

tokio hotel

a german band consisting of 4 guys in their late teens/early twenties, commonly abriviated TH. are one of my favorite bands and do not deserve to be called "gay" or "fags"

members:
Bill Kaulitz(19)- vocals
Tom Kaulitz(19)- guitar
Gustav Schafer(20)- drums
Georg Listing(21)- bass guitar

tokio hotel is an awesome band and you should listen to some of their cd's:

german releases:
schrei or schrei so laut du kaast
zimmer 483

english versions of songs from both cd's:
scream

if you dont like TH then why are you making definitions for them? and their looks and sexual orrientation should not be part of the defintions at all. and if you are someone that called them "untalented" or "fags" then maybe you should look in the mirror. whens the last time you got surgery for singing your ass off for your beloved fans (bill got surgery)?? NEVER!!! because you cant sing and dont have any fans.!!! they work hard to produce their music and criticizing them is only making yourself look like a fucking douchebag!!

stupid idiot prep: Eww!!! Tokio Hotel are ugly and i hate their song monsoon!!!

TH fan: Fuck Off!!! TH is awesome and have you ever heard any other songs besides monsoon???

stupid idiot prep: uhh.... no.

TH fan: then shut the FUCK up!!!

by auraboo March 3, 2009

habbo hotel

Unlike all these other people I think Habbo Hotel is fun on a boring day. It's basically a virtual hotel where you can create your own people called habbos and chat with others. I do agree though that they rip you off for your money, so instead of buying furni I spend my time doing mazes. Which is quite entertaining to me. I also think that habbo hotel is full of little 11 and 12 yr olds and that does get annoying. But all in all if you find something on habbo you like then its not so bad.

kid:HI ASL?
Me:Shut up im doing this maze.
kid:WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: I dont wish to talk to you. And could you stop with the capps?
kid:NO!
Me: Well, bye!
kid: WAIT! help me im stuck!
Me: Heh. x

by Mazeacholic September 3, 2005

habbo hotel

A web based graphical chat room (NOT a game) where people (mostly children or people with the mental ages of children (it's hard to tell)) create human-like avatars called Habbos and hurl extremely badly spelt abuse at anyone with their own opinion: Anyone who hates football is "gay" and anyone who's habbo dresses in black is a "goth" (all true, didn't you know!?). Fun games to be played seem to be 1. Asking people to type their password on screen to win big prizes (such as the chance to lose their habbo) when it's obvious no text AT ALL shows up as an asterisk (except for an asterisk). 2. Impersonating another user by making a similar username when in reality it's obvious they're not alike. 3. (and this is a doozy) Asking people's Habbos out on a date with the reason that they think the other person's Habbo is "fit" which is ok if these people actually find small, emotionless pixellated cartoon characters "fit"...

Everyday occourance at Habbo Hotel:

<PERSON 1> "U R FIT, WANNA CYBR?"
<PERSON 2> "No, I don't know you"
<PERSON 1> "IM -NAME- WANNA CYBR"
<PERSON 2> "And? I don't know who you are"
<PERSON 1> "LOLLLZ, UR GAY U FUKN FREEK"
<PERSON 2> "Bye bye"

by luke-the-luke October 7, 2006

habbo hotel

a pathetic interactive hotel filled with chronic masturbators who touch them selves to star wars.
basically, it is a chat site where people buy membership which isnt benificial in any way and talk to other people who like playing with themselves.

runescape meatspin.com habbo hotel

by longrod von hughen dong July 25, 2009

habbo hotel

A Pretty Sad website for people with no life at all, who get ripped off for pixel furniture (furni), then give out their password to some random guy and lose it all.

Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....

And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.

Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!

And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.

Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.

Your call for help has been sent!

MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!

Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.

You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.

Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!

l00ser: im a cop ur undur arrest!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!

Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa

PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*

L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!

by -Joe- September 4, 2008

crowbar hotel

A slang word for jail meaning the crowbars is the bars and the hotel being the place where tou stay.

Your dad is visiting the crowbar hotel tonight.

by Genary April 24, 2005