Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.
I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.
by Sign boy July 26, 2006
Get the getting Hoched mug.In the context of a blind date, an escape hatch is a pre-arranged call placed by a friend to your cell phone shortly after the start time of the date. If the date is going well, the call can be ignored. If the date is a nightmare so far, you answer, pretend that the caller is informing you of an emergency that requires your presence, then excuse yourself immediately. This allows you to cut the date short without embarrassing either party. The phrase can also refer to the friend who places the call.
You: Hey, I have a date with that guy from nerve.com at 8:00; can you be my escape hatch?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?
by Theodora June 29, 2007
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by brone7aurora March 14, 2009
Get the Whore hitch mug.Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.
The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...
by StickyfingerSG October 18, 2010
Get the The Trailer Hitch mug.A prostitute that targets motorists to offer her services, thus appearing as a hitchhiker. Especially common around gas stations used by long-haul truckers.
That hitchhooker tried to appear like a hitchhiker when whe saw a crown vic coming, but her whore outfit gave her away like nothing.
by Elvarg July 30, 2008
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The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.
by weave April 2, 2003
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