A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014
Get the dirty hot pocketmug. omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. After engaging in oral sex I place saran wrap on my girlfriends vagina and hot pocket'd the shit outta her!
by Grant a.k.a. the hot carl champion January 14, 2004
Get the Hot Pocketmug. n. When you eat a food that feels great when you're eating it but five minutes later it makes you very tired and bloated. Derived from the title food, Hot Pockets, which are famous for being disgusting and delicious at the same time but ultimately causing a nap to ensue a few minutes after its consumption. Examples include Hot Pockets, Lucky Charms and McDonalds.
by blafinigan4 August 25, 2010
Get the Hot Pocket Effectmug. by Mr. Hot pocket February 6, 2014
Get the roman hot pocketmug. The Act in which a person takes deer or elk meat and puts it in a blender. Once blended the person pours the liquid meat into a Popsicle mold and once frozen uses that as a dildo
by LouisMT October 28, 2015
Get the montana hot pocketmug. The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.
by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug.