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Definitions by Tittyfuck69

Neknomination 

An internet/social media trend where one is nominated by a friend to post a video of them drinking large amounts of alcohol usually in a funny, creative, or absurd way. This normally involves the chugging of multiple beers, 26ers, or mickeys. The nominee must complete a challenge within 24 hours of being nominated. Once the challenge is complete the person then nominates three other friends to each complete their own version of a neknomination video, post it online, challenge three more friends, and the cycle continues.

Also referred to as a "neknom"
Guy 1: Dude! Jared nominated you to perform a neknomination!

Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.
Neknomination by tittyfuck69 February 5, 2014

dirty hot pocket 

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.
dirty hot pocket by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014

Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades
Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"
Brown Noser by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009

Boston Cream 

When a guy shoots out a load of cum when he is ejaculating or having sex in Boston

Also known as a doughnut.
(In a hotel room in Boston)
Man: Ohh baby i'm gonna cum!

Woman: Give me that Boston Cream!
Boston Cream by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009
When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.
Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!
Lurker by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009
An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.
I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!
Ummer by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

Bullseye Bill 

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot
What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!
Bullseye Bill by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009