Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades
Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"
by tittyfuck69 May 08, 2009
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Cock Art

When your desk partner at school draws dicks on your desk when your not looking to try and get you in trouule.
Stop drawing cock art on my desk dude!
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Boston Cream

When a guy shoots out a load of cum when he is ejaculating or having sex in Boston

Also known as a doughnut.
(In a hotel room in Boston)
Man: Ohh baby i'm gonna cum!

Woman: Give me that Boston Cream!
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Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
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Milk Massous

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.
Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!
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Lurker

When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.
Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!
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head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.
OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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