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Homely

A woman who is not naturally pretty, who, even when the occasion calls for it, doesn’t know how to properly dress fancy or wear make-up; a plain Jane; unkempt; scraggly; ragged; messy; boyish; doesn’t grasp the concept of grooming; likely has nappy hair; tomboy; unappealing
No matter how hard she tried not to look plain and homely, people would still mistake her for a little boy.

I saw a photo of my ex’s new girlfriend and dang was that downgrade homely.
by Ascornedandbitterwife February 4, 2019
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Dirty Homeless Man

The act of ripping a female's eye out with a coat hanger, pooping in the empty eyesocket, and fucking her now poo-lubricated eyehole
by HAPPYCHRIS1233 June 17, 2009
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homelymungous

A combination of the words homely and humongous; usualy describing a fat ugly chick ie. the BLOB or beached whale
"So any way what are you doing aft.... MY GOD! That thing is homelymungous! dont look at it!!! My eyes! My beautiful eyes! ARGHHH! (Burns eyes out with acid)"
by Bobby Cool/Max Power/Rudiger January 22, 2006
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Homely

A word usually used to describe a woman who is neither attractive or unattractive.
If a girl is physically unattractive but their personality makes up for their looks then they are considered homely.
These women are typically taken as girlfriends and wives by men who are of the beta personality.
"That ugly girl is cute in a homely kind of way"
by zanitho October 31, 2012
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homelesses

Plural for "Homeless". The term is unique in the sense that if it were to follow the traditionial rules of modern english, the singular and plural would in fact be indentical. As are the words "Sheep", "People", "Deer" and so on. Some would argue that the rule also applies to this word, but this is simply not the case. It is believed that the word was created sometime in the 2007's by a closet english professor by the name of Dr Loni.
I want to be homelesses, but I can't, there's only one of me and I have a home.
by Puddleduck October 17, 2007
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homelessables

A homelessable is,

1. Items similar to those you recycle, but redeemable for a cash refund.

2. Any object normally thrown away which is worth something to someone else.

3. An important part of an informal economy.
"hey, don't just throw that bottle and that can away, put it in the homelessable container. Don't you know that things worth 4 cents!"
by travistarr November 21, 2004
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happy homeless

able bodied individual that rather than work and have something for themselves are content with holding a sign asking for a handout.
He (or she) walks around with a smile on his (or her) face like everything is good and ain't got a pot to piss in! Happy Homeless.
by Joey "TheVisionary" Mane$s August 19, 2014
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