Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

hermafascout

A mom or adult woman who wears a boy scout uniform

hey little Johnny, is your mom a hermafascout, she has the same uniform as you?

by skullhex56 October 25, 2010

hermance

from colloquial bromance (an intense friendship between guys) and the Spanish "hermana, hermano"
a gender-neutral bromance; a friendship between any two (or, plausibly, more) people that stretches the boundaries of a normal friendship without becoming a romantic relationship
pronunciation: hermance, ehrmance, airmance

"Genna and Dave aren't dating, are they? Because I swear they're dating."
"Naw, man, they just have a super intense hermance."

by g76r5 June 24, 2012

hermaneutics

The study of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" in an effort to explain it as a volume of moral and philosophical guidance based on divine revelation.

Hermaneutics tells us that the Great White Whale represents attainable but difficult and ultimately pyrrhic life goals and obsessions.

by ufo42 May 30, 2013

hermanist

The guy who makes everything a sexual innuendo

His such a hermanist,
Stop being a hermanist

by hobbs27 March 29, 2015

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

heimana

a human beyond compare. enjoys sex and long walks on the beach. wishes he had a smaller dick bc it barely fits in his shorts.

heimana is a fuckn lady killer

by unclehayndakine May 5, 2015