herpie slurpee

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.

(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."

by Hiptochromniack July 3, 2014

Helpinder

Any action wherein a person offers to help with a task and is more of an inconvenience causing the task at hand to take longer

No Wayne we do not need your help as all it will do is helpinder and take us longer to finish. work task help hinder inconvenience

by Daryl Christie October 13, 2015

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

helpdesk effect

When you call helpdesk and the problem fixes itself instantly.

Employee 1, "My desk phone was not working, but as soon as I emailed helpdesk it started working. "

Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."

by JBlocka May 12, 2016

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

herpie fairy

A person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases around with no regard for anyone.

"Just got my test results back.

That fuckin herpie fairy put some shit on me!"

by JEPHPH80 February 20, 2018

helpMEow

when you're at someones house and they had a cat and its coming near you and you hate cats and want it to get near you

omg the ugly scary cat is here helpMEow please before it scratches me

by yoloamericans January 24, 2019