trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

by BMW March 30, 2003

Helena

Helena is the most beautiful, funny and kind-hearted girl you will ever meet. She has striking ocean blue eyes and dark blonde hair to match. She has been through a lot of hard times, especially to do with her family, and she uses her amazing bubbly personality and humour to overcome that. Although she is one of the most popular girls and is friends with almost everyone, she has 3 or 4 extremely close friends who she spends most of her time with. Her body is unreal and all the guys chase after her. Boys with a name starting with D, L, A and J are instantly attracted to her. If you find a Helena, hold onto her, she will be famous one day.

"Damn, that girl Helena is the whole package"
"That's because she's a Helena."

by urbandictionarylove June 22, 2017

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

aunty Helen

Helen Clark, Prime Minister of NZ.

So called as she is the matriarch of the New Zealand 'Nanny State', but without the children.

Sometimes referred by her detractors as Uncle Helen due to the her masculine appearance.

"Did you hear what Aunty Helen was on about yesterday?"

by miguelsancheese October 24, 2008

The Hellen Keller

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.

Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!

by G-rant H January 3, 2008

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula July 31, 2007

helen

The helen (abbreviated hn) is the imperial unit of measurement for female beauty, now superseded by the metric bella

Pulchritude is expressed as a fraction of 1000, denoting the number of ships that could be launched by the beauty of a given woman.

This system was originated by Christopher Marlowe in 'Doctor Faustus'.

"Maxim readers voted Olivia Wilde as the hottest woman in the world - therefore by definition she is rated at 1000 helen"

by Hitmouse December 12, 2009