Having a mare

Having a nightmare but in the day, so it's just a mare since it's in the day.

Basically, another way of saying you're having a living nightmare, ie you're in a really shitty situation.

Today's been AWFUL. I thought my English Literature exam was in the afternoon, but it was actually in the morning. I missed the exam, and now I've been told I've been held back. It's like all my exam-anxiety nightmares came true! I'm truly having a mare!

by Lefty Power 123 September 06, 2018

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have a duck

To get mad

I better finish that homework, or else my parents will have a duck.

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome February 20, 2012

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have sack

An exhortation to exhibit manliness; an imperative said to an individual whose conduct is causing a suspicion of a lack of testicles.

robby: O, you bounced the quarter into my cup, that means i must partake, but i have been over-served, i must abstain.

kaz: dude, have sack!

by abelard September 20, 2007

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have sex

The cradle of civilization. Y'all wouldn't be reading this if it weren't for this. In fact, most of you sick little monkeys are actually doing it as you are reading this. If you're lucky, it'll be with a member of the opposite gender.

Bangin', humpin', motion in the ocean, feeding your dog a biscuit, stuffing the ol turkey, driving through the tunnell, inserting the probe, vaginal spelunking, breaking cherries, bumping uglies, etc.

by Ocafi January 08, 2005

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having the duck.

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."

Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 07, 2005

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