hanser

An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.

She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.

by Victor Felix July 11, 2006

kevin häusermann

Beauty in person. Famous Person in Switzerland with a huge cock. All the bitches loves him.

Kevin Häusermann isch eifach saulit und Noel en spassti.

by 21fuxx January 4, 2017

dominik hauser

He is the best Person in the Univers, That ever Everest lived

Dominik hauser is the best man in the world

by D0m11 January 6, 2017

harsefull

someone being harsefull to another person thats full of shit

(whoever) ex. michelle saying something harsefull to someone and you can't say nothing back

by hotsouthern March 9, 2008

hasse_tc

COP

That guy over there is an undercover hasse_tc

by nice try cop August 28, 2009

Hanse

To smoke marijuana.

I'm so mad because I haven't hansed all day!

by ravingarr December 8, 2011

Hasselburger

(n.) A cheeseburger eaten off of the floor while drunk. This is derived from the famous David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video.

"Are you going to stop drinking, dad?"
"I'll be fine, just let me finish my Hasselburger."

by Ricky Bobby Lee October 9, 2011