Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

Handshake

The most sacred form of sealing a deal.
A mutual agreement amongst two people to abide by clear and agreed upon terms.
Anybody who would break these terms is a gigantic faggot, see welcher

Men get sued over contracts, but men get killed over handshakes.

by ScrubbyNinja June 22, 2008

gay handshake

A social faux pas in which you stroke the other party's palm with your index finger during a normal handshake. Can be seen as a sexual advance and it just feels really creepy. Go ahead, try it on someone.

The dignitaries at the UN were disgusted when Tom stealthily caressed the Japanese ambassador's hand with a gay handshake.

by Wingman, 1st Degree August 7, 2006

Irish Handshake

To greet someone by approaching them, and giving them a backhanded slap across the face.

Give him an irish handshake and he'll shutup

by BHN May 1, 2006

Savannah handshake

Using the bathroom without washing your hands afterwards; and then shaking someone's hand. This can be done with malicious intent or on accident.

"I can't stand my father-in-law, I give him a Savannah handshake everytime we meet."

by ander466 April 23, 2008

climb into the handbasket

An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.

When you climb into the handbasket, be sure to take your lies with you.

by Downstrike November 6, 2006

Georgia handshake

The grasping of the genitals by one person to another when greeting or leaving.

She introduced herself to him with her phone number and a Georgia handshake.

by Mike Ockertz October 19, 2007