hamster clothes

clothes that should fit a hamster but a girl has but on her body.

Jax had to girls in those hamster clothes with him last night!

by metal head mommy January 13, 2009

Hamster ass

Another lame insult which means "You queer".

*As a homosexual struts by*
Person: Damn! What a hamster ass!

by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008

Hamster sack

Ball sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.

by ZackyZ May 27, 2015

hamster mouse moment

A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.

Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.

by Awek November 24, 2020

Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:

Dude, your such a hamster tittie!

by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008

Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.

The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.

by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012

hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart

Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.

by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012