Ham lon

Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.

A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)

by Hoa Phuong Tim February 5, 2019

man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.

Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!

by AfraidOfTheHams March 4, 2013

Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.

While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.

by RexRacer June 20, 2008

Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan April 4, 2007

rum ham

A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

“This is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.” -Frank
“God dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham

by DJ Asclepius September 23, 2011

Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.

I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.

by Chas. Tilden April 6, 2008

gook ham

when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.

Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."

by Sprant Burjong September 22, 2009