Hames

A Mexican word to describe a bloody, infected rectum.

After Leroy pounded me from behind, I developed a Hames.

by Phuchu May 8, 2016

Hampton Handshake

A Hampton Handshake is a classy and formal greeting between a lady and gentlemen, one might use at a formal gathering. Upon introductions a lady would simply slip a hand down the gentleman pants getting a full grab on his dick, gently shaking it up and down, while a gentleman would put no more then one or two fingers up the vagina

What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"

" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"

" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"

"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"

" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"

by A_Life-356 May 2, 2020

Allison Hampton

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is usually shy and quiet but once you get to know her, she is amazing. All the guys fall for her, and who could blame them. Her beautiful blonde hair goes great with her green eyes. She is weird sometimes, but don’t let that fool you. She is the best and if your dating one, your lucky.

“Allison Hampton is so gorgeous!”

“I know right!”

by AllPandasLoveMe June 17, 2019

Hamlet

originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)

I just got a hamlet from the deli.

by toee January 29, 2006

Haget

someone that you do not like.

Those dudes are a bunch of hagets.

by steev0jackson July 20, 2010

Hampton (name)

A charming, intelligent human being!! If you ever get the chance to meet a hampton you have to take it. He is the nicest human being EVER. He will get you through hard times Sven if you tell him to go away. He’s got a hot bod and ost afraid to use it.

Dang. Did you see Hampton (name) today?? He is so hot. I think he winked at me.

by #anymous October 12, 2017

The Hamlet

The sexual act of when a man ejaculates into a vial or flask, then proceeds to pour it into someone's ear (preferably their partner) while they are sleeping.

The Hamlet

Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.

Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.

by G I Jew 392 June 16, 2010