hairoin

A drug that makes your cranial-fur longer and thicker.

The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!

by QuacksO November 29, 2019

Hairoglyphx Bar/berShop

The name is a portmanteau of bar and Barbershop, an American traditional barbershop with a bar.

Wow Hairoglyphx Bar/BerShop really puts the "Bar" into Barbershop.

by Reneofny1 December 13, 2019

Hairpochondriac

When a man in his late 20's/early 30's thinks he is going bald.

"I swear my hairline never used to be this far back. Is my crown thinning? I don't want an egg in a nest"

"I wont suit bald, my head is a weird shape. Does this mean I have to grow a beard now?!"

"hey man quit being a hairpochondriac, it's not even that bad"

by Itisiphillsutton July 9, 2020

hardog

A Mexican redneck, who is black with the biggest penis of all time, and also has the most cake ever seen by anyone

Woah look at the hardog over there

by Hardog August 7, 2020

Hardon

Rockhard Jimmy!

Im Hardon Jessie'

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

hairologist

Someone that specialises in styling hair or treating hair.

I’m a hairologist

by I made a bet for 21p December 31, 2020

Hairyola

When a mans chest is relatively hairless other than right around the nipples.

Hey you got to stop staring at Ryans hairy nipples. You mean his hairyolas?

by Dogfacekilla April 27, 2021