Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

Holy Five

A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.

#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?

by Ultra-Nerd x September 10, 2012

holy smokies

A term that is often used by Japanese boys for like "Holy shit"

Ichigo: "Holy Smokies!"

by Anna Hedgehog June 12, 2008

Holy Buh

Exclaimation; a traditional exclamation of excitement or surprise, used originally by Buddhist monks who had traveled nearby the Alexis to teach.

Holy Buh! Look at the size of that harpoon!

by Doc Dauber February 2, 2004

Holy Hedwig

A term used by Harry Potter fans in replacement for "Oh my God!"

"The new Harry Potter movie is coming out!"

"Holy Hedwig!"

by Insufferable Know-It-All August 17, 2011

Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.

He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Holy Manchester

A expression showing surprise & happiness.

Tim, I think Jane is pregnant!
HOLY MANCHESTER JOHN!
(Communly used by white people or crackers.

by ARandomHottiE April 20, 2009