A drunk person who cannot stand up by them selves and hops from person to person in order to stay up
by kevin culkin March 3, 2008

by Peanutbutternuttbutt6969 February 12, 2010

by zeeno July 5, 2003

Damien is a major homie hopper he slept with cassy who was friends with alyse- whom he also slept with- who was also friends with lillie-whom he also slept with- who was friends with Andrea-whom he also slept with- I wonder who’s next?
by Cutekitten25 October 29, 2020

by Chicken boy 2016 November 12, 2016

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020
