Hold my clipboard

Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.

I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.

by J *Star November 27, 2017

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“Hold on a sec...”

A short way of saying “Just stop talking to me and get the fuck away. I hate the sound of your fucking voice. The thought of you haunts my every day and night. I yearn for the day when my memory of you ceases to exist, fades into nothing, and I can finally continue on with my life.”

Person 1: “Hey, wanna go fishing?”
Person 2: “Hold on a sec...”

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo April 8, 2019

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hold three

Suck your parents

Suck your dukes

Suck your mom

Suck your Dad

Yo fam hold three.

Hold three pussy.

by Spixvy April 14, 2019

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Hold Your Water

Stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: What does that mean to say, "hold your water"?
Francis: It means stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: I saw my bff kissing my bf.
Francis: Omg, hold your water.

by AshleyandFrank February 10, 2012

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