The Ten Dollar Haircut Place

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.

Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?

by $10 January 17, 2017

happy new haircut

Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.

Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.

by Jags1876 February 17, 2015

Yee Yee Ass Haircut

My haircut

I have a Yee Yee Ass Haircut

by Icanneverthinkofausername January 11, 2021

45 Degree angled haircut

This haircut immediately makes you gay

Woah, is that a 45 degree angled haircut! Are you gay!

by SEXGODOFWOMAN123 March 18, 2020

Yee yee ass haircut

A slang term for an awful looking haircut. A haircut that you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.

Bro look at him he got that yee yee ass haircut

by GTA lol July 22, 2023

National bad haircut day Feb 10

It’s a day for the people with bad haircuts

Yo denis it’s national bad haircut day feb 10

by Marco even February 10, 2021

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008