A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:
To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.
To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.
by $10 January 18, 2017
Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.
Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.
by Jags1876 February 18, 2015
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by SEXGODOFWOMAN123 March 19, 2020
A slang term for an awful looking haircut. A haircut that you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.
by GTA lol July 22, 2023
by Marco even February 10, 2021
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
by Bobby8585 April 24, 2006