Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

sweating out a grumpy

The act of taking a dump on a hot day, pushing and making the face of Grumpy, one of the seven dwarfs.

"Damn dude, what happened to you?"...."I was sweating out a grumpy in that port-o-potty, it was frigging hot in there".

by flipbang September 27, 2010

Hey I’m grump

Arin Hanson of the game grumps crew

Arin:hey I’m grump
Daniel:I’m not so grump

by I made the idubbbz submission April 9, 2019

Pump a Grump

To Pump a Grump, is to take a massive shit.

I ate 12 tacos, and that night i had to pump a grump.

by Nick Wolff June 18, 2006

Grumpet

A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.

Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!

by jimbor August 31, 2006

Bust a Grumpy

The act of farting extremely loudly and abruptly.

Damn bro did you just bust a grumpy? I can smell it all the way over here!

by Snowfakee November 12, 2012

grump fuck

Usually not a morning person. A grump fuck will wake up and walk straight to the coffee pot with a pinched face of discomfort due to the fact that a grump fuck is very unhappy to be out of bed. Grump fucks are not restricted to morning hours only, grump fuckieness can happen at all hours of the day. See also bitchead.

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I look in the mirror and realize I look like a real grump fuck.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006