Grinder

The Grinder- First discovered on a Doom 3 demo, is the god of all grinding machines. It is basically a cylindrical pit with a catwalk just overtop of it. Only half of the pit is visible, as the other half is covered (it is a rather shallow pit). This cylindrical hole in the floor has two rotating arms of great mass that rotate at sonic velocities from the center, sort of like a misshapen giant food processor. Countless monsters can be spawned in the grinder only to see the arm sweep them underneath the covered section, and the same arm emerging with nothing but a bloodstain.

The grinder, after being discovered, became the primary method of producing Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions. The process is simple- all the noobs of the world are captured in their gaming sessions and MS-DOS prompt "hacking" sessions and are thrown simultaneously. When the grinder is turned on, all the noobs become something like ground beef, and they are then removed and turned into little 'O' shaped cereals. The grinder is truly an amazing device that is not to be taken lightly - however, if wrenches or chairs are mistakenly thrown into the grinder, jamming and lag are sure to ensue- so be careful on the types of noobs that are thrown into the grinder.

"I heard Gerald got turned into noobioes"
"How did that happen"
"Simple, he was thrown into the grinder on the Doom 3 demo."
"Well, he has been turned into something useful! The breakfast of champions!"

by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

Gringer

A portmanteau of grey and ginger. One who once had ginger hair but has since faded to steely grey.

Bill: Hey you're ginger aren't you?
Bob: Not any more. I'm a gringer these days.

by MonsterP January 3, 2013

Grundel Grinder

one who has sex with the hair between the anus and the vagina

Man Ray, why you got to grundel grind my cousin busta?

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

grinder

device used to make illicit substances easier to enter in to the blood stream

put those rocks into my grinder

by bling December 1, 2003

Brittney Griner

Brittney Griner is a 2 time all-star player for the WNBA. She studed at Baylor university in Texas. She was the first pick in the 2013 WNBA draft who now plays for the Phoenix Mercury.

Brittney Griner plays basketball.

by Suly Marie July 24, 2015

pepper grinder

the ultimate phalic symbol

you see a man stroking a pepper grinder in electric six's gaybar video.

by MaximusCoolman April 10, 2004

ginker

A pot head

by Goon November 5, 2003