Gregg

Noun, unit of measure. Roughly equivalent to two velociraptors or four MILFs. Can also refer to the void inside that makes one wish for death (geek slang usage).

How many Greggs wide is that football field?

by Lucynda August 21, 2022

Greggnauting

Greggnauting is reffered to when two older gentlemen touch tips and one of them wraps the others penis with his forskin. Keeping it warm, he then blows air into it like a balloon until fully covering each body . The first to suffocate.

Larry ya sexy bitch, wanna come greggnauting at shambs this year.

by Yamamsflaps July 1, 2022

Gregging about

To be extremely lazy and not get anything done

"Yo Greg stop Gregging about man, the boss wont be happy"

by Greg McGreggypants October 15, 2022

Gregged

The act of leaving the room unannounced, going home, not showering, leaving a stink bomb like sims do in the sims, making up things for attention, and having every STD possible.

motherfucker gregged

by fuck-bitches-get-money-42069 December 28, 2022

greggs scars

Stretch marks on a female. From consuming too much of the UK based bakers pasties, sausage rolls and yum Yums

Fuck me me mate, three kids, three dads did you check out her greggs scars and strum them like a les paul 76?

by pongo69x January 18, 2023

Gregging

The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.

Jim today was totally gregging! I had to double the work because of it!

by Jiyoshiyu May 23, 2023

gregging

The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."

I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.

by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023