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Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.
“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”
by KyTrCh January 12, 2021
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Gooch

The area between your arsehole and your bollocks. The gooch is a grey area when it comes to one’s sexuality.

In bro culture getting your balls licked is certainly considered straight, Getting your arsehole licked might be considered gay. But The golden gooch is a grey area which leaves mixed emotions.
Guy 1: Bro has a girl ever licked your arsehole?

Guy 2: no way bro thats gay as fuck

Guy 1: what about if she licks your gooch?

Guy 2: nah that’s still gay as fuck bro

Guy 3 replying to guy 2 : you tripping bro my wife licks my gooch all the time
by Saucemane April 13, 2022
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Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.
This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever
by jlee6 March 2, 2010
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Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty
"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"
by Boggins. October 12, 2010
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Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013
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forest goochie

an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest
Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"
by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016
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blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
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