toast my goats

1. if something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used

2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of kiss my but

1. well Just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!

2. Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!

by goattoaster January 16, 2011

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

Goatspotting

Looking around for the target of Goating after the act. Usually one person performs the act of Goating and the rest are Goatspotting.

"Why are you guys laughing and looking around all the time?"

" We're Goatspotting "

by Goatmaster303 March 27, 2005

Goatesque

Willing to eat almost anything, edible or inedible alike.

My dog Levon is goatesque in his oral consumptions.

by Crosswords June 2, 2015

GoatWeed

Basically a pill to make you horny and ready for sex but after takeing more than 6-8 can make you high!!!

Damn that "goatweed" had me horny as hell!!!

by mo-man357 December 4, 2015

Goatshark

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

Sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.

by Tyler_has_sawyer_in_peepee May 27, 2018

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009