gold and white

The color of the fucking dress that practically everyone and their mom has seen.

Me: Mom, what color is that dress that is trending?

Mom: Well honey it's gold and white.

by Maby109 February 28, 2015

Fun Goalie

A wife or girlfriend that stops a man from participating in enjoyable activities.

A guy wants to go to a football game and the wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond; she is a Fun Goalie

by jackmehofff March 17, 2009

mission for the gold

The ultimate goal in life: masturbating 35 times in one day.

Boy1: Dude, I'm going for the gold!
Boy2: Dude...that's awesome! You're my hero!

Boy1: I completed the mission for the gold!
Girl: THAT'S NASTY!

by rterrar February 17, 2010

gimme da gold

A phrase used by one to indicate that he/she wants a share of something that has been obtained by another.

It was first featured in the "Leprechaun in Alabama" video on Youtube.

Child 1: I went trick or treating last night for Halloween and I received soooo much candy! What did you do?
Child 2: I'm not allowed to trick or treat.. so I stayed in and watched a movie.
Child 1: Oh..
Child 2: So yeah, gimme da gold.

Teenager 1: I got some beer from my brother. Let's party!
Teenager 2: GIMME DA GOLD!

by RaptorRAWR January 24, 2011

captain jew gold

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.

(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!

by Solid Snail October 12, 2013

gold nigger

A jew. Also known as a kike, a heeb, or a yid. Called gold niggers in reference to both their racial inferiority and their demonic obsession with money. Easily recognized by their large hooked noses, hideous voices, and foul odor.

"I aint sayin' he's a gold nigger,
but his nose couldn't be bigger,"

by Krankhous March 21, 2010

Gold star aroace

An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.

That's me.I am gold star aroace

by hello_from_the_other_side August 11, 2021