Geramo

Dublinese for 2 People Madly in love forever.

Look at them eatin the face offa each other get a room yous Geramos

by Geramo October 2, 2016

german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

German wetsuit

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female

Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit

by The fist fucker September 27, 2018

Gerargeous

The act of being almost as beautiful (because being as beautiful is impossible) as Gerard Way our emo Lord and Savior.

It can also be used to describe the beauty of Gerard Way.

Person Number One: Damn, he's hot!
Person Number Two: Nah man, he's Gerargeous.

by Mikey Way is God April 13, 2020

gersi

Literally the sexiest man ever to walk the earth, he is cracked asf at kranker

can also be an adjective to describe someone with huge sex appeal

that guy is such a gersi

by nothingtoseehere! February 8, 2021

Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.

by Big Gertha October 1, 2014

Wank germs

When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away

Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them

by maxipad101 June 14, 2016