Jeff Gordon

#24 in the Nextel Cup, has won a few championships, but is still a flaming cocky ass faggot, and maybe if he wasn't so busy blowing his teammates he wouldn't have lost his wife and girlfriend that he had.

You'd have to be an ass pirate to like Jeffy Gordon

by Bud 8 March 16, 2005

Gordon

an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.

Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.

by Soulja Boyz October 16, 2008

Gordon Bombay

A techinque of masturbating while you take a massive shit

Popularized in the early 90's during the mighty ducks film series hence its name

Man Im horny and full, I gotta take a Gordon Bombay I'll be right back

by Russtylerhommie September 2, 2011

Gordon Brown

When driving, you wave someone through with a smile when really you're swearing at them under your breath for not letting you pass.

That was a Gordon Brown!

by Labour lover May 5, 2010

Gordonk

Anything you want it to be

The Gordonk Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Gordonk
I Shot the Gordonk
Gordonk's Delight

by Bubb Rubb November 5, 2003

Gordon

A guy who is pansexual and a drag queen.
Typically likes animes such as tokyo ghoul and seven deadly sins.

Jim: *points to another guy* he's a Gordon.
Paul: i know right?!?!?!?
The Gordon in question who speaks in a normal voice but uses ectreme hand jestures: damn right honey, i'm so queer i can't walk straight.

by Seventh_deadly_sin December 4, 2018

Gordon Burn

A Chinese Burn on your leg.

An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.

1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.

2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.

by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008