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The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.
Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.
by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020
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Weebert Geebert

1 An idiotic brainless imbecile that gets his/her Safe Space hurt.

2 How to make someone mad by trolling them and you just sprinkle it in like an insult.

3 What you call someone who has a dumb expression on their face and in general looks like they live in West Virginia. You know, those Wrong Turn and Deliverance looking creatures. Or the Hills have Eyes. Tallgembout generations of incest.
"That's not how you get a million subscribers Matt Cox, GOSH you're such a Weebert Geebert" example 1

Person A "I dont agree with you, I think that Real Estate Investments is a good money making play"
Person B "You cant do that, its Fraud!"
Person A "Get over it... And quit being a Weebert Geebert Danny. You're acting really weeby... weebish" example 2

"Danny are you ok? Why do you look like that? You look like a Weebert Geebert" example 3
by Errl Dabbington May 14, 2020
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Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
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geeked

To be killed, started in Shadow Run books
person A: You get em
person B: Yeah I geeked em
by liquid`acid May 13, 2005
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Geeber

A person that everyone enjoys embarrassing or insulting in a playful manner.
Cody is such a geeber geeb.
by ILikeIke January 15, 2009
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geefer

(adj.) Refers to posessing the properties of one's perineum (geef). An insult that generally invokes a response of an inquizitive nature.
1. God, he is such a damn geefer.
2. *chuckles* You're such a geefer.
3. Man... what a geefer.
by Fortimir October 17, 2004
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Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.
think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.
by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007
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