Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020

Garrett B. Bowen

A heart boy with a massive cock holy shit

also loves hentai!!

Wow his penis is huge he’s such a Garrett B. Bowen

by Reed Neese November 23, 2021

Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.

Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.

by Josh pound town July 14, 2019

Garrett Morgan

He is a black inventor.

The Three-Light Traffic Signal, Invented by Garrett Morgan in 1923.

Garrett Morgan in 1923 invented The Three-Light Traffic Signal.

by Bearonboat November 27, 2021

garrett

a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)

"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"

by vannillaAJofficial204 November 27, 2022

Garrett

A universal term.

“That’s so Garrett”

by Garret12367 September 14, 2025

Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them

Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.

by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025