Garfield

To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat

You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield

by scissor kill master🌝 July 3, 2019

Garfainian

The religion of cursed Garfield pictures.

did you see him in that building?
Yeah he is in the church of Garfainian

by april568 November 12, 2019

Garaging

That act of shitting out a poo into a recipients bum hole.
Passing a poo from one butt hole to another. However the poo must originate from butt hole one, space docking and passing the poo to another butt hole does not count (that's just gross)

Need to make sure I get plenty of fiber as garaging the fuck outta Ralph tonight

by Buttholealien February 17, 2020

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

garaging

When you are in the garage and you totally ignore what your spouse says while you’re playing video games on your phone.

Hey there, you are garaging me. Did you hear what I said?

by Mellie Pie July 4, 2020

Garfieldrxz

One of the best and sexiest mod in the datarxz discord server. Sadly as of writing this, he doesnt have senior. This sexy ass fucking mod deserves senior mod. G4S

we need Garfieldrxz to be senior mod #G4S

by justdia October 31, 2020