gandalf the black

That old crackhead who roams the hood freely with nothing but a pair of baggy Levi’s and a slight swagger in his step.

You can find him spewing mystical gibberish to himself in the local park. If you can decipher his strange grunts and noises, then you know your quest has only just begun.

There’s a Gandalf the white, and Gandalf the grey.

But have you met Gandalf the black ?

by JackisOG July 17, 2021

gande pande

A horse that loves to give people minor injuries. But is still very charming

OMG, gande pande threw me off and gave me a minor injury! I still love him though

by Fubantileif May 11, 2022

gadoink

an onomatopoeic word that is used as a goofy ahh noise to describe violently injuring someone

John: What the fuck, dude? You just caused 12 cars to crash on the highway and at least 9 people were hit!
Josh: Umm Uhh ummmmmmm Gadoink!

by CRYPT!K June 13, 2022

Gadoobers

A word that comes to mind and/or exclaimed aloud when one has just been unveiled to the sight of either breasts, testicles or less commonly, ass, and are unsure of the accepted terminologies when referring to either one or both. As these parts of the human anatomy respectively are dissimilar, it could be deduced that 'Gadoobers' is a term used to refer to rounded objects that are attached to oneself, exist in a pair, both being virtually interchangeable with one another, and have the potential to cause sexual arousal. The singular and plural for Gadoobers is self-same, thus, 'Gadoober' is in no way related to 'Gadoobers'. When said, it will likely be emphatic and accompanied with another word preceding to emphasise the awe in which the speaker has experienced upon seeing the Gadoobers. If there were to be a cinematic depiction of how this word be expelled with the contextual conditions met (eyes meet balls, breasts or buttocks), it would be comparable to a 'Eureka moment', and so light contrast would suddenly be increased, time slowed, and appearing as though one has just seen God.

I just saw Mia Khalifa topless. Never again will regular Gadoobers tickle my fancy.

by thisisdemoralizing37 August 28, 2022

Gadoongas

A term for very large breasts

Carrie W has those gadoongas.

by glittertimes January 6, 2023

Ganderpud

Dangerous with the d and g swapped and the o and s changed one character to the right because its 6 in the morning

Why is it ganderpud for Aquaman in Flint, Michigan?

by Ultmt Destroyer January 7, 2023

Gandalf Hitler

During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.

Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.

by TRUEHistoryOfMiddleEarth May 25, 2023