Goldfish

The purest little animals that swim around in large cuboids filled with water. When it comes to goldfish, opinions are rather polarising - there are really only two types of people: those who have an undying love and experience monomania towards those creatures, and those who openly dislike them as think that they're boring little lumps that open and close their mouths.

Far too often, they are portrayed in unfunny Youtube videos as memeable and clumsy things who only exist for the human race to laugh at.

its time to stop.

Far too often, goldfish are treated as though they're nothing more than entities that exist for us to laugh at.

by tapulele May 6, 2020

Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

Ari Gold

Vincent Chase's agent in HBO's Entourage played by Jeremy Piven.

One of the coolest people on the planet.

"Fuck you Ari Gold." - Eric Murphy, Vincent's manager

by Ernest Hemingway December 15, 2008

Golda

A really pretty, smart, and talented girl. She is usually tall and slim. She is one of the most nice and gorgeous girl you will ever meet! When you find a Golda, do not let go of her, because other than her stunning looks, and great personality, Goldas are usually great kissers! And trust me, a Golda will be a great Lover and Friend!

Golda, you are amazing!

by newyorklife January 23, 2013

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014

arbor gold

A golden vintage of wine from the Arbor, rich and fruity

Considered to be one of the finest, expensive and highly sought after wines in all of Westeros.

Heavily restricted by climate and location; House Redwyne takes most of its' revenues from the global export of wine, the most profitable of which is Arbor Gold.

"Sup Dawg! Here, have a Bud!"

"Naw man, I'm celebrating tonight- here have a pull off my flagon of Arbor Gold."

"Man, that's bad ass- your next tumble with Roz is on me!"

"thanks"

by sixthirtytwo January 24, 2012

vegas golden knights

An NHL expansion team that should’ve been complete shit but somehow are top 3 in the NHL.

How the fuck did we just lose 7-0 to the vegas golden knights in the playoffs?

by William Karlsson May 31, 2018