uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

by Scooter June 26, 2003

geek beer

slang term for bawls energy drink.

Because Bawls is so popular among online gamers and programmers, this beverage is commonly seen at LAN Party events, where players will bring Bawls cases like one would take beer to sporting events. Bawls has gained a nickname by some people of "Geek Beer" for this.

Yo grab me a geek beer! 4am is too early for me to go to bed.

by RAWR!! April 22, 2006

stealth geek

A person who has many of the internal qualities of a geek, however does not look or act like a geek.

A geek who has developed social skills.

If you want to know if the hot guy is a stealth geek, the ask him about Star Trek or Mac vs. PC.

by toosday June 11, 2006

tech geek

someone with ridiculous skills on a computer/phone/iPod/other electronical device and scares us mere earthlings. they have a habit of breaking these after streching them beyond their ability for normal usage. they also sometimes know more about a product than the producer.

-so i just took out the hardrive, cleaned the termimals and de-floobied the remainder of the computer so i could download this software which enabled me to detonate a bomb on the other side of the world which is specifically programmed to kill everyone except me.
-wow youre such a tech geek...

by iamme986 February 15, 2010

Band Geek

Band geeks are the coolist people you could ever know. The band room is their home away from home, they're there in the morning before school, when they should be in their other classes, for band, and after school. They often are in many different bands such as marching band, jazz band, and concert band. They go to every football and basketball game, not to watch their school teams win, but to be in pep band and often times play better than the sports teams. They usualy date other band geeks, or orch dorks, and hate those chior kids.

Those band geeks play better than the football team.
I'm such a band geek, I'm at school 2 hours before it starts, 4 days a week so I can be in jazz band, have advanced band every day in 5th period, and on Wed. I have sax lessons!

by Bre April 25, 2005

Geek kiss

When two people lean in for a passionate embrace and their spectacles clash making an adorable clinking sound

"Oh Kerry that was such a geek kiss" said Karl dissapointedly after bashing glasses with his wife!

by Samebluesky July 13, 2012

geek joint

a marijuana cigarette laced with crack or powder cocaine

Smoked an L with Betty, my whole face turned numb. Turns out she had a geek joint.

by decl May 4, 2014