fuckwangle

To arrange sex, marital or otherwise via scheming or other underhanded methods.

"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"

by Marash1979 April 7, 2024

Fuckwank

Verb/Noun. Contrary to common wanking, hold the wanking hand still and fuck into it.

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semi-
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-less(ness)

"Try reverse wanking and fuckwanking to add a bit of variety."

by GabbyShag August 26, 2024

fuckadoodlecock

a large dick, could be used instead of asshole, or could be used in a sexy way

you’re a fuckadoodlecock, get off my fuckadoodlecock, you’re so fuckadoodlecock

by car0017 March 14, 2025

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

Holy Fuckwaffle

An exclamation of shock and surprise, in which you have no other way to express your thoughts other to express a non-existent desire to be sexually active with a waffle or other breakfast food item.

“Holy fuckwaffle, did you just punch my salad?

by I love waffles. December 13, 2024

ye old fuckwagon

When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.

"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."

by postinspector June 29, 2018