Freshman Fuck

the really popular guy who goes after the new kid (doesnt have to be a freshman) to trick her so he can get laid

an innocent new girl who gets played by a guy for sex

jack:see that new girl?
cody:dude, shes nasty
jack:i know, but i want to get laid
cody:thats harsh dude, you know she wont get any otherwise
jack:yea, well shes my freshman fuck

by sk8rfariy April 5, 2009

Freshman Friday

Known by sophomores, juniors, and Seniors as the greatest day of the year. Celebratory rituals include (but are not limited to): Trashcanning/dumpsterizing, turtling backpacks, and flagpole ducttapings.

Dude, Happy Freshman Friday!
I know, I've had this day marked on my calender for weeks!
Lets go trashcan some fresh meat!

by Rmilkman October 18, 2008

College Freshman

First year college students (typically age 18-19) who think they're hot shit because they just got out of high school and are now legal adults (even though they act no different from a high schooler). They're just college freshman. The bottom of the college food chain.

College Freshman: ''Wow. Oh my god, I'm now a college student. I'm so much better than those inferior high school students. They're just little babies.''
College Senior: ''But weren't you yourself in high school like not even four months ago''

College Freshman: ''OK Boomer''
College Senior: ''I'm only 4 years older than you though''
College Freshman: ''Didn't ask''
(College Senior leaves conversation before they lost anymore brain cells)

by 17cmiller December 24, 2022

freshman

A derogatory term used for someone going into their first year of highschool (or college).

Upperclassman 1: Did you hear about that guy that who walked into the girls bathroom?
Upperclassman 2: Freshman

by popcorn apopcolypse September 11, 2011

Freshman Orgasm

When someone goes bat shit crazy in college because they have just realized that they can drink every night of the week and get completely hammered, don't have to go to class every day, and can have as much sex as they could possibly want with whoever they can convince to do so which tends to be pretty easy (see: alcohol). Degrees of acting on this knowledge vary from person to person but almost always end up with regret and vomit.

Multiple orgasm are rare but possible.

"Jennie's having her freshman orgasm, she made out with girls for money that she used on more tequila and condoms."

"Poor thing, it'll be over soon. I'll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway"

by Stuck in the Midwest February 21, 2011

Freshman Slayer

A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.

AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!

by Da clique November 10, 2012

freshmen

1. Something that should be beaten on a regular basis.
2. In the case of slutty freshmen girls, semen catchers that will do anything to be near superior upper classmen/human tissues
3. Human boners
4. Modern Day Slaves
5. No. 1 product of Orthodontists.

"Hey Eunice, git me mah beatin' styuck I'se gones done and spotted me a freshmen!"
"I keep getting boners during class, can I borrow your freshmen?"
"All ya'll hollah up yur hounds now we done fixin' to hunt me som' freshmen"

by St. TeShaun February 27, 2007