Floppy Moppy

Immideatly after one man receives a blow job and the other man involved in the threesome is goin down on the woman giving the blow job to the 1st man, the second man unknowingly gets his hair slicked back by the first man's saliva soaked genitals from 1st man backing up for insertion. Also known as the "sluggo" or "Captain Dick Beard"

I bet you didn't expect the "floppy moppy ". Now we'll call you sluggo

by Fuhkinzk May 15, 2018

Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)

“HEY BITCH, I GOT A HELLA BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK”

by NiggyBiggy 69 June 8, 2018

fopportunity

A make believe opportunity (FAKE opportunity) that people pretend is real. E.g.: Your boss has you enter, into the company's sales pipeline , an opportunity to close an enormous sale as though it were a real opportunity with potential revenue, but there is no chance of closing that sale. E.g.: Someone banters on about a job opportunity as though they were going to land the job when in reality they are grossly unqualified and have no chance of gaining the job.

Sales admin keeps requesting updates on that pipeline Fopportunity !

If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.

by AWarrenP. June 11, 2018

Fappy 1st

December 1st. A day of profound celebration, for on this day the most respectable men of our world celebrate the end of their No-Nut November exhibition. Only those who managed to keep their hands holstered for the full month may fap on this day. Having repented from sinning for so long, the honorable few fap from sunrise to sunfall. Some fap to remember, some fap to forget, all fap alone yet, together too. Those who did not complete No-Nut November mustn't fap on this day for the right is reserved for those who have shown mercy to the meat.

"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"

by Mingo16 November 26, 2018

Foopy

Colloquial term for Australian Rules Football, popularised by the 'terrorist's Facebook group AFL Shitposting

Foopy on hte telly

by WAZZZZZZZZA October 18, 2020

Floppykey

The kid friendly way of saying the “F word”

Oh Floppykey

by Ravenclawboy January 10, 2021

liquor floppy

When one is too drunk to get an erection. See also whiskey dick.

I was so wasted that I couldn't get it up because I had liquor floppy.

by J.P. Litch April 30, 2010